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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 07:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Cave art discovery depicts an animal that went extinct 280-million-years ago, baffling scientists - Earth.com

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Oil prices jump more than 3%, adding to last week's surge, as Israel strikes Iran energy facilities - CNBC

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

share office space ...

FAA Says Newark Airport Should Be OK by October - Newser

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

What is life without a job?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Your TRICARE Checklist for Moving - TRICARE Newsroom (.mil)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Boston University releases statement on Alex Cooper’s allegations - NewsNation

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Then came..

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Bravely Default Flying Fairy HD Remaster's New Content Adds To An Already Healthy Runtime - Kotaku

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Voyager IPO: Stock Rockets 84% Higher in Trading Debut - Barron's

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

ESA signs agreement for potential use of Orbital Reef - SpaceNews