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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
share office space ...
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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